Of all the hounds we have owned (three dachshunds and a
beagle), I think PD has the best nose.
Henry was our hunter of possums, raccoons, squirrels,
skunks, and birds. PD was a just a
little too small to chase the bigger animals, and he didn’t really have his
heart into chasing squirrels and birds.
PD saved his nose and his hunting skills for nasty critters
that tried to invade our house. He could
smell and track these critters even when we had no idea they were in the house
with us.
We were living in a pier and beam house that was built
sometime around 1919 or 1920. Certain
times of the year brought an invasion of large tree roaches. They would come into our house in search of
water, food, or a change in temperature.
In the mornings I would sit in the study and read the newspaper with PD and Henry on my lap or next to me. Our routine in the evenings was for me to sit on the
recliner, again, with PD and Henry close by, on my lap or next to me.
One evening PD arose from the blanket with his nose in the
air. I watched as he sniffed the air in
different directions. Then, he zeroed in
on the scent. PD launched himself out of
my lap and ran into the other room to the china hutch, his nose zig-zagging
across the floor, tail held high, and his bark reverberating off the walls.
I was convinced some evil creature had come into the
house. What was it? A snake?
A possum? A rat or mouse? I followed
PD to the hutch and got down on all fours.
I looked under the hutch, but couldn’t see anything.
PD turned and looked at me like I was stupid! Then, coming to the conclusion that I really
WAS stupid, he turned back to the china hutch and started barking while pawing
at one corner.
“Do your job, Dad!
You have the hands. Move this
hutch. It’s right here, under this
corner!” I got the message, so I moved
the hutch. And there it was, a really
large tree roach, right where PD told me it would be. PD chased the roach into the middle of the
room and I stomped on it.
And so, the Great Roach Hunting partnership was born. Now that I understood what was going on, I
could be prepared for the next event. If
there was one. After all, that could
have just been a fluke.
Just in case there might be more hunts, I gave some thought
to how to best deal with those large tree roaches. They made a really big mess when
squished. I didn’t want to squish one on
the throw rug. We had a “grabber” in the
kitchen. It was about 3 feet long with a
handle and trigger on one end. The other
end had a pair of suction cups attached to spring metal. The cups were about a hand’s width apart when
the grabber was at rest. When I squeezed
the trigger, the suction cups would be squeezed together. I could use this to pick up objects off the
floor or from high places. I decided
this might be useful if I could master it.
The tree roaches usually live in the large oak trees outside of our home. But sometimes they venture inside either because it is too hot, too cold or too dry. Pesticides can usually keep them out, but there are always times when even the pesticides won't work.
As it turns out, there were more hunting events. The next time PD caught scent of a tree roach,
he tracked it to its hiding place and I took off for the kitchen. I grabbed my grabber while PD found the
roach. I’d move the furniture to expose
the evil critter. PD barked the roach
into submission and I captured the roach, carrying it outside where I could
squish him on the sidewalk. PD followed
me to make sure I ended the roach’s career of evil-doing.
Future events were very similar. PD learned to chase the roaches toward me to
make it easier for me to catch.
Sometimes they would try to make their escape up the wall, but I could
get them with the grabber.
The grabber was a great tool. Unlike trying to pick up a roach with your
fingers (disgusting), the roaches didn’t really seem to know it was there. I could simply close in on them, and they
wouldn’t try to escape.
It was fascinating to watch PD track a roach. He would sniff around roach’s hiding place and
let me know which side or corner of the object I needed to lift or move. Sometimes I would move the object, a desk,
hutch or bookcase, and the roach would run off in a crazy zig-zag motion. PD
would track it, nose to the floor barking.
I could tell that he trusted his nose more than his eyes
because he would follow the same path that the roach ran, rather than going
directly to the next object that we both saw the roach scurry under.
Sometimes PD barked the offending roach into
submission. I would go into the room
only to find the roach laying on its back, feet wriggling in the air, and PD
barking loudly at the roach. It looked
as if PD were able to stun the roach, making it easier for me to pick up and
dispose of.
Unfortunately, our hunting days are now behind us. We have since moved into a home with a concrete
foundation. We no longer have tree roach
intruders bent on doing evil things to us and our home. I still have the grabber, just in case. But for the most part PD and I spend
uneventful evenings in front of the television watching the make believe
adventures of others and only dreaming of our own exciting hunts.